Hair Help: Nose Hair

BY KEITH KIRSNER Imagine a gorgeous girl heading in your direction. She’s got it all and coming your way. Your palms start to sweat, you've got butterflies in your belly, and you’re breathing pattern has increased significantly. As she gets closer, you realize something off about her. ‘What? No! No! Oh, no!’ You desperately try and fight the crowd, but you’re trapped! She approaches you and you can’t help but notice she’s got something else! You’re thinking to yourself, ‘Don’t look. Just glance.’ You realize under all this beauty, she’s got some gnarly threads coming out of her nose, peaking out in your direction.

I think it would be difficult for you not to notice or attempt to look elsewhere. So with that horrifying scenario, why in the world would you think it’s acceptable to leave the house with that bush growing out of your nose? I’ve heard some people these days going the extra mile and getting nose hair laser removal! For those of us who can’t afford that, a simple clean pair of scissors will get the job done. Take 5 minutes out of your day and trim the area. Oh, the puberty of life never seems to end…

- Your Style Guy