Unfortunately, we are in the age of painting our bodies through means of sunless airbrush spray tanning in order to look "melony-healthy". Take my advice – I’d rather you be pasty pale rather than have you look like a damn Umpa Lumpa! Yes, these are actual pictures that have not been altered by Photoshop. Not recommended for children, adults, celebrities, or wanna-be-guitos. Please for the sake of everyone: Do not show up more tan than your date… unless you want to look like a complete idiot. There’s just something very unnatural about orange skin.- Your Style Guy
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